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Quote Demotivational Poster


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."




THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

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steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote
Rating: 4.73/5

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spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:22 am
monty python eh. 5L


SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


HEROISM -


TAGS: hero quote by bob dylan
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:55 am
5L
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 3:40 pm
Yes.


IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


VIGILANCE -


TAGS: jfk quote eagle vigilance
Rating: 4.63/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:57 pm
JFK - Gotta love a soldier president that finds himself on the edge of world-wide annihilation... and makes the other guy blink!
rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:53 pm

I'm doing good to remember my own name, especially before coffee
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:45 pm
Nice, IgV! Very dramatic! LUV it! 5L!
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:48 pm

I was wrong. It was 152375 that started this.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm

First time I tried anything different was back in July 2012 with 156955. It's still holding at almost five and has been FB shared 57 times. But my biggie is still the kitten one. One of my first posters. Been shared over 600 times. I do like this.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:36 pm

I'm an interior designer at heart. Just subconsciously wanted to pretty up the place, I guess...
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:31 pm

you know lg, was a time this poster would have been rejected. good ole days. black background, title, three lines. LOLOLOLOL. you took a sledgehammer to that way way back
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:29 pm

jeez, drop this over to politifake and see what happens.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:27 pm

The man luz me. He LUZ me, I tells ya.
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:25 pm

frickin epic.


COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon




JUDGE SMAILS - "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"


TAGS: movie quotes caddyshack
Rating: 3.24/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
Airman...............FTW!!!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:47 pm
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:41 pm
5 Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


Enlightenment -


TAGS: light heat icbm reagan quote
Rating: 4.8/5

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:57 pm
"Civilization is nothing else but the attempt to reduce force to being the last resort." -- José Ortega y Gasset (1883-1955)
maoworks2 - September 6, 2014, 8:12 am
Nuke-em Till They Glow.


CHAMPION -




ONE LOVE -




3 Feet = 1 Yard -


TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:29 pm
Lord knows I couldn't wait to start driving so-badly, I looked forward to using the '57 Jacobsen Chief lawn-tractor at a young age. (I wasn't allowed a go-cart)
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.


FIRST AID -


TAGS: wcfields quote whiskey snake humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:41 pm

And thank you.
lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:40 pm

Hmmmm. Always double check quotes. This one comes up as I've reproduced it everywhere I looked.
GaryO - February 10, 2016, 11:23 pm
thot he said 'of which I also keep handy', but yeah, 5


Quality -


TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct tape
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.


TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm

sweet


WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD - Deep down all Blues Men are angels




ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.


TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})


BIRTHDAY TTHHBBBTT -


TAGS: happy birthday whatever john glenn quote silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 5:44 am
lol, right...


JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!


TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.45/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


PROTECTION -


TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.84/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:03 am
Check the login count.
Chateux - July 22, 2009, 10:54 am
Great!
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 5:23 pm
giuilo...That's a 5 Poodler


1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!


TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.6/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.


MADNESS - is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!


TAGS: quotes gravity stupid fail
Rating: 4.37/5

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ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:50 pm
Gravity sucks.


SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -


TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend ...inside a dog it's too dark to read


TAGS: man s best friend logic dude quote
Rating: 3.44/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:05 pm
Do any of your other "friends" look you dead in the eye while taking a dump on your carpet?
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2010, 5:14 pm
Shame on you...go apologize to Graucho!


HOME COOKING -


TAGS: durante quote humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:09 am
Another UP yours for you


2012 -




TEST THE BOUNDARIES -


TAGS: 5150monkeylove quote art restriction
Rating: 4.54/5

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5150monkeylove - August 17, 2013, 11:50 pm
I just found this... pretty cool, and I am honored


We Will Remember -


TAGS: 9 11 towers remember tears quote
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:56 pm
Amen.


DESTINY -


TAGS: life time day death reaper inside man poet die young kanfer quote
Rating: 2.95/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am
Great!


TRUE. - True.


TAGS: led zeppelin music quotes
Rating: 2.26/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:30 pm
What? This is a motifake? Will someone call Woody03 in here to teach basic technique?


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU -




THIS MEANS WAR -


TAGS: chimp bugs bunny quote
Rating: 4.77/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:31 pm

maybe grandma should see somebody about her dander situation.
ultimaterorschach - April 14, 2011, 2:23 pm
Looks like Grandma


THE MAJESTIC MØØSE - A Møøse once bit my sister


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote moose m se sister
Rating: 1.92/5

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James - August 13, 2008, 5:40 pm
Awesome Monty Python quote
Owen - July 9, 2008, 7:58 am
Can't beat Monty Python.


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It


TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.31/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:40 am
Is .... Does This mean their making a modern day game of thrones !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am
Touché
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am
LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am
GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am
silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am
You completely......Go fuck yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am
It appears to be an "arms" chair


NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''


TAGS: france america england funny quote
Rating: 3.89/5

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SeanFriel - January 30, 2012, 3:11 am
...it's obviously george washington...and the quote is winston churchill..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:57 pm
this comment thread is worth is weight in gold :)
PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 10:45 pm
Hate to break it to ya but this is george washington. 5L's anyway.
SeanFriel - January 29, 2012, 6:42 pm
yes.....
be2bubba - January 29, 2012, 6:06 pm
Isn't that George Washington?
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well
mariand - January 28, 2012, 11:37 am
you are so right cloud...
CloudchaserS - January 28, 2012, 9:17 am
The problem I've always had with getting enemies from standing up for what's right is that it can discourage people from standing up for what's right.


HAMBURGERS - The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. -Jules Winnfield




FEELING INSPIRED -


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am
hahaha


HEATWAVE - "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"




PREVENTION -




clarity -


TAGS: quote
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 2, 2016, 2:00 pm
A hilarious observation!


IN THE WORDS OF NEIL GAIMEN -


TAGS: good omens fantastic book quote
Rating: 4.33/5

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GySgt1811 - March 11, 2011, 2:17 am
If you see him, spit in his eye for me...


CANS - He hates these cans


TAGS: movie quotes
Rating: 3.73/5

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Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:23 pm
All I need is this chair...
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 3:42 am
Great line!


DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende sexy girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


DESTINY -




GODZILLA - "It is in the interest of the commonwealth of mankind that there should be someone who is unconquered. . ." - Seneca




GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan


TAGS: funny true reagan quote
Rating: 2.54/5

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:10 pm
He did leave out all the screaming, crying and whining (in govt not the babies).
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 13, 2009, 7:40 am
It's always nice to be reminded of what Ronald Reagan really thought of babies.


MOTIVATION -




Smile And The Whole World Smiles With You -


TAGS: smiles quotes crazy person fear
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - October 3, 2013, 8:44 pm
Muhahaha, thanks lg!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 8:06 pm

This. Creeps. Me. Out. 5creeps!


Courage is facing your fear for 5 more minutes -


TAGS: quote
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:11 pm
This is damn good! 5Lapping waves. Into My Favs (IMF from here on out for me)


LIFE - “We live in a rainbow of chaos.” - Paul Cezanne -


TAGS: life rainbow chaos quotes
Rating: 4.8/5

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beastmaster - February 21, 2012, 1:03 pm
Thanks, very much! :)
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:17 am
great quote and perfect picture!


THE SIEGFRIED OATH -




IT'S ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL - You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?"




GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow


TAGS: sam sheepdog and ralph wolf quote
Rating: 4.07/5

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epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 3:06 pm
Awesome subtext! I'm not sure many people caught the Sheepdog/Wiley E Coyote refrence
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:32 pm
PErfect!!! 5L
Mongo - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Just finished up at VFA-213, the Super's...nice toy!
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Excellent Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Reference. 5 Wolves In Sheeps Clothing
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:17 pm
5/5 Mr. Airman Sir. I loves me an F/A-18. Moved from A7E's to the F/A-18. What a nice change THAT was!


WOMEN -


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




STANDARDS - It's fine to have high standards, but low standards gets you a monkey


TAGS: pzy monkey massage bash quote
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 12:03 am
t(-_-t) 5L though


Pay Back's A Bitch -




HE HAD A DREAM -




WISE GUY HUH -


TAGS: seagulls blues brothers quote
Rating: 4.32/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:27 pm
Daaaaaaa gulz.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:13 pm
"goon" fits pretty well ;)


KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


Trends -


TAGS: crazy manson quote
Rating: 4.08/5

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lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:25 pm

Every prisoner becomes eligible for parole from time to time and attends parole hearings, where they are interviewed by members of the parole board. I can hear the conversation after he shuffles out. "Yeah. Still whacked. NEXT!"
EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2013, 3:24 pm
Now there's a guy who's judgement you can trust...


DECISIONS -




MOVIE QUOTES - "I would give my right hand for this day to be over!"


TAGS: movie quote family guy darkside
Rating: 3.36/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
yeah...that one still makes coffee come out of my nose! lol
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
very nice!, but you have to admit, 80553 is the best Darth/Luke poster, ever!


MOON BEAMS - Fear ringed by doubt is my eternal moon.




MMMMMMM! - Sacrilicious!


TAGS: mwlf jesus wafer blatant simpsons quote
Rating: 3.31/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 12:36 pm
does it come with NUN or do i have to pay extra for that =)


CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psychotic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


YOU MUST FIGHT THEM DJ - Every day they will test you! Every day they will PUSH you to the BRINK.




QUOTH DONALD - YOU'RE FIRED!


TAGS: trump quotes hair jobs
Rating: 3/5

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Nissta - July 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
If you're gonna send him to mess up Scotland!! At least have the decency to make him wear a Jimmy Wig first, sorry my bad HE IS wearing one.....


HELICOPTER PILOT -


TAGS: life time day work job last flight dream magic ecureuil rescue mountain giulio me italy quote
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:05 pm
....or snooping in hot sunbathing chicks' back yards.


Platitudes -


TAGS: platitudes aphorisms wisdom quotes nietzsche
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - February 11, 2014, 2:58 pm
Death by tickle? You are a cruel one indeed. :P
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:34 pm
I just wanna give his toes a 5L tickle so badly...does that count?


M*A*S*H - ‘Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice Pull down your pants and slide on the ice’ Sidney freedman With psychiatrists like this, who needs patients?


TAGS: job quote weird tv lady
Rating: 4.77/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:59 pm
Caveman! Thi5 i5 one of my fav line5 from the entire 5erie5!
caveman - August 27, 2011, 5:17 am
Well it's good to hear someone likes it
Sean - August 26, 2011, 8:55 pm
Yepper. "Who needs patients?" ... indeed. (OK, but imagine I said that last bit in a Home Simpson voice. Please.)
Airman - August 26, 2011, 1:19 pm
Sean will like this one


HIGH AND THE MIGHTY - “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway” - John Wayne




DECEPTION -


TAGS: usual suspects movie quote day
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 4:31 pm

poster was nice dude but the comeback.....lmfao,.
fred - March 13, 2010, 11:04 pm
ad hominem attack? So persuasive!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 6:15 pm
Wow Fred, thanks for clearing that up. Go back to beatin off to the Lord of the Rings. Thanks
fred - March 12, 2010, 5:43 pm
Oh noes! Be afraid of the mythical pretty man! Oh wait, that's right, I'm not retarded. I see this image, with the non-human pupil, refers to the forest god, demonified by the Church in their competition against the main opposition in Europe.


SOMETIMES... - there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in. - American Beauty (1999)




RIGHT RIGHT -


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4.1/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow fuck face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow fuckface, hitler was not half jewish or gay or any of that shit that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys swallow this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


Talk To Me -


TAGS: for the guys wife husband communication arguing quote s freud
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:15 pm
That was his 2nd mistake...1st was being born male, the poor s.o.b.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 10:00 pm
Yes, but his first mistake was listening...
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:37 am
Ah Mr. Gary, I see you know well what the posters is saying...teehee.
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:04 pm
but........but.......


Life Is A Highway -


TAGS: quotes lewis carroll direction life
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2013, 1:25 pm
except during rush hour!
GaryO - September 19, 2013, 8:32 am
'tis a truth


Winners don't do different things,they do things differently -




DOWN GOES FRAZIER -


TAGS: jack handy quote
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:15 pm

And it remains my favorite sport. But geez, I wish someone truly great would come along.


RIGHT! -


TAGS: quotes
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the giggle sir, much needed!
GaryO - January 30, 2013, 8:09 pm
Well, I do recognize the pucker, but the ol’ gal was goin’ the other way………
MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:20 pm
Glad to hear it sir. By the way, anyone you know? teehee
GaryO - January 30, 2013, 6:54 am
HAH! My morning's made. cheers Missy


DERIVATION -


TAGS: problem with quotes is
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:51 am

but...but...but.....ahhhhhhhhh


NEVER ... - ... let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.


TAGS: quote pig fool kiss never
Rating: 4.64/5

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beastmaster - August 9, 2012, 4:46 pm
LOL Good advice! Thanks ;)
CloudchaserS - August 3, 2012, 11:49 pm
Also, don't stick your you-know-what in crazy or let crazy stick it's you-know-what in you


TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read


TAGS: groucho marx quote happy birthday
Rating: 4.58/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm
Nice Mark Twain quote.


THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

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mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


WHICH'LL IT BE? -


TAGS: movie quotes day
Rating: 4.32/5

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GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:44 pm
an all time favorite movie. 5 Roosters


ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER -


TAGS: quote marriage wedding calendar snakes
Rating: 4.29/5

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Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:44 pm
I rather suspect sour grapes on Schopenhauer's part


UMMM! - "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." — Mae West




LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

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Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


E.T. PHONE HOME.... - Too bad he was put on hold




W.C. FIELDS - “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”




CREATION "MUSEUM" - Be sure to see the "Dinosaur" exhibit, and the "Planetarium" But please leave your rational mind at the door. Kentucky has all the answers you need.


TAGS: the quotes are necessary
Rating: 2.8/5

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Fatt Matt - November 17, 2009, 1:57 pm
I wonder what Freud would say about that Ag??
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:28 am
Am I the only one seeing the gay cruise sign from above?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:23 am
is that to spec?...it doesn't look like 40 cubits to me. 5.
spacedog - November 16, 2009, 5:50 pm
Nice work Matt. Is that you on the far left? 5 lions


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